The act of lying on the ground, by oneself or attached to another person and rolling like a pencil to the left or right whilst remaining as flat as possible. Best attempted in a nightclub, pub, or your local 24hr supermarket.
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Verse of Ian Dury song:
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
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That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
by D B Cooper June 6, 2013
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Get the pencil bin mug.When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.
I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!
by eric1337 April 24, 2008
Get the pencilton-buttstache mug.The Pencil Show was created by Hikari Yakawashi (Hikaness) as a fanfiction talkshow for Lord of the Rings characters (Doodles and Hika kidnap random LOTR characters and... "FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" No I don't have a life. ^_^ But THANKS for asking!). The final episode was the 75th (which was 2 years after the first episode). For the first six months of it's lifespan, TPS was housed on fanfiction.net, however, on August 28th, 2002, it was removed by fanfiction on a breach of new terms. So, a messageboard was created for question-asking and a host for TPS found (still unto this day it stands.) The question board (dubbed "The Pub") was soon (replaced?) by Cardboardia. However, some old members make pilgrimages to The Pub and in case of bandwidth problems, members flood to The Pub until Cardboardia is restored.
Information by Lemonly and Hika (of course).
Information by Lemonly and Hika (of course).
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