hand party

masturbation

originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"

"you make hand party with my pamela!!!"

by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

stat party

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.

In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.

Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."

Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."

by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

Party Pack

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).

Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.

Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody

by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

sando party

When a group or organization celebrates your retirement by having a party in your honor & they don’t invite you due to you being a deplorable human being

Dan retired from the Department and the boys celebrated with a Sando Party in NYC without him.

by Fab Five Freddy February 27, 2021

Party Bandit

A person who attends a party which they initially had no intention of attending, possibly due to a lack lustre male-female ratio, or simply the disgusting and un-entertaining nature of fellow party attendees.

The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.

Did you see John Party Bandit the shit out of the party tonight, I can't even remember whose party it was.

by The Dawg 89 February 11, 2010