One of the Good Ones

Used in a political sense. This phrase is used towards Black Americans when other ethnic groups (usually white conservatives) feel like a black individual is perceived as a "safe negro". One whose presence doesn't "threaten" others. One that others wouldn't see as militant, conscious, or a "thug". You can find this phrase used primarily towards black conservatives, black people are often known to talk down to Black Americans, or Black Americans who simply aren't overtly stereotypical in the negative sense.

This phrase can be seen as code speak by suspected white supremacists. A racial epithet disguised as a compliment to denigrate Black Americans

You're not like the others, you're one of the good ones.

Wow Jamal, your speech was s articulate, you're one of the good ones.

You know Demarkus? Yeah, he said that he didn't approve of the protest. thank god he's one of the good ones.

by Chowflap November 19, 2021

key (ones) car

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

by Corkit August 4, 2011

onesome

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

by braaphead November 3, 2006

brainwashed ones

The brainwashed ones are people who have fallen victim to the brainwashing techniques of the curlews.

Currently the only way of recognising a brainwashed one is by looking into their eyes. If you look at a brainwashed ones eyes, you will notices something unexplainable but definitely different to that of a person yet to fall victim

by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004

One of them Ones

A person, male or female that was born with a superior complex apart from others. Not a corny or lame person. One who stands out amongst others. The 1% of the 1% of human beings on planet Earth. NOT A LAME.

“That boy John really One of them Ones fr.”
“McDowell been One of them Ones since birth.”
“On a scale from 1-10, I am a 1 cause I’m One of them Ones.”

by Mr. Get in Dea April 2, 2023

Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

the property of ones

StrongBads "bogus theory"
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.

"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"

by Rane May 8, 2003