One is

Used in descriding location in accordance to another object or person. Can be used in agreement or disagreement with statements depending on context. Preferably used after a sentence for more emphasis on the fact no one has any idea what they are taking about.

We pullin up one is

P1: “where’s your car one is?”
P2 “one is one is”

I at my one one is

Where you at one is

by thiswaspointless August 16, 2018

the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

by Jz Theory June 25, 2003

ONS

This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.

Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!

by Shinshoryuken January 14, 2006

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

The One

Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.

"The Ones" pencil broke today...how will she do her puzzles!?

by BSPjournal March 21, 2009

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003