osteoporosis

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.

AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!

by Fearborne November 24, 2018

Ostaboo

A person who is obsessed with the culture, language, government, and music of the former German Democratic Republic (East Germany). An ostaboo may also hold communistic views due to the nature of their obsession. An ostaboo may also own various items of memorabilia, such as a Strichtarn backpack or NVA cap. Similar to weeaboo.

Joe: "Why do you keep playing that song about border guards?"
Hans: "FUR DEN SHUTZ DER ARBEITER UND BAUERNMACHT!!"
Joe: "I should have known. You've gone full ostaboo on us."
*Hans adjusts his hidden microphone*

by dabatron May 28, 2019

Osta

A sexy and intellect man
He's confident: this doesn't mean cocky at all. He has a good self-image about himself and believes he deserves the best. ... He has self-respect and gives respect to all: he focuses on the kind of man he wants to be, and creates a positive internal self-dialogue. A good guy is empathetic and forgiving.

Girl: omg look it’s osta he is so hot
Girl 2: ikr right I want to be his wife

by Silent71 February 27, 2021

Ostaf

Top definition of being a sweet girl or handsome guy

Carrington sure is an ostaf!

by garyveryhairy June 23, 2023

ostalimbego

Originating from the ps2 game Frogger: The Great Quest.
Ostalimbego is used as a "see you later," much like the spanish phrase "hasta luego".

Exclaimed by the blonde boy named Blair not too far in the game, on his second loop of dialogue.

P1: "alrighty I gotta head out man."

P2:"Ostalimbego!"

P1:"...what?"

by ShrimpLord September 18, 2023

Oral Ostrich

While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.

I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.

by El Rojo Jesus September 6, 2010

Crazy Ostrich

When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."

I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.

by 5GuyS May 6, 2013