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Opposite Negro

A phrase, in which the speaker calls out "Opposite Negro Persons name GO!"

The person, then has a short period of time to shout out something which is the opposite of what a black person would stereotypically say or do.
Alex - "OPPOSITE NEGRO JAKE GO!"

Jake - "AAHHH OH GOD.. Err.. I DO NOT LIKE WATERMELON"

Jake - "OPPOSITE NEGRO ALEX GO GO GOOO!"

Alex - "I HAVE A DEGREE OR AN EQUIVALENT QUALIFICATION"
by juhache00 September 14, 2010
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Uppo Oppo

Baseball terminology. Refers to an upper deck, opposite field home run. Combines two feats of hitting that are hard to achieve to create an extremely rare event. Usually used for intimidation, much like calling your home run before the at-bat.
Batter: Let's go, uppo oppo, baby!
Pitcher: Oh shit, I'm intimidated.

(Insert name of steroid-using slugger) went 4 for 5 last night going long twice and jacking one uppo oppo way into the nosebleed seats.
by Devlint November 30, 2010
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Total Oppo-shit

- used to describe the result of not following what you were clearly told to do.

Not just an unintended result but the total opposite WITH a negative consequence.

See also Complete Oppo-shit
You are asked a question by your Boss who assures you he wants the the truth.

You provide the honest answer "Yes, you are an asshole."

You get fired on the spot. That's the TOTAL OPPO-SHIT of what you expected.

When you get home and share this unfortunate turn of events with your girlfriend, she stares at you blankly.

You tell her not to worry, you will bounce back.

"With you by my side how can I lose?", she then tells you
to get your shit and get out...NOW!

That was the COMPLETE OPPO-SHIT of what you wanted!
by Been there. Done that. February 27, 2011
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polar opposites

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.
"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."
by SengatheWarrior June 29, 2015
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Opposite Day

A day where everything you say means the opposite of what it normally would. Kinda juvenile, but its fun too.
OMG It's opposite day, so I'm gay, Tony Blair is a fascinating and compelling leader, and my g/f is flat...
by theoneandonlyhazer July 23, 2005
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golden opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.
by Light Joker June 24, 2005
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opops

a man or woman completely stoned to the point of no reation time
Did you see Bjones, hes so opops.
by opopsmaster December 7, 2005
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