Offendable

When something is easy to access but it isnt accessible to you.

A gaming pc is offendable to me.

by Med4444 August 1, 2022

Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain

That girl is such a nose offender.

by hkz2345 November 17, 2015

Dex Offender

Someone that lives on a Decentralized Exchange looking for the next big Meme Coin.

Chewy your always on Dexscreener!!! You a Dex Offender

by Bubb Da Bull April 18, 2025

Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

Sex Offender

Kaidyn

“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”

by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022