go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.

- Mom, I gotta go number two.

by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013

look out for number 1

the nonexistent criminal boss fortniters pretend is out there and everybody needs to look out for them or implications of violence are suggested. they don't want to go to jail

Bro i wouldn't talk about him he's in the mob remember look out for number 1

by SchwarzenMann October 30, 2022

lucky number slevin

a very well thought out and complex movie. The entire plot is a twist and at the end of the movie all of its confusing details are revealed. Movie in a nut shell- a man bets on a rigged horse loses, and is killed along with his wife and kid. However the kid was not really killed and some years later eventually reaches the men responsible for his parents death and kills them all. Although it sounds straightforward enough, the kid is not revealed to have survived until the end and watching the movie will clear up any misconceptions

The writers of Lucky Number Slevin were geniuses

by JM009 January 27, 2008

The Number J

Famous blooper by Sean "Day9" Plott, a Starcraft 2 caster. Happened in Episode #200 of his daily show, when talking about Ben being the first victim to a FFA-Alphabetical Kill funday monday.

I know you are probably angry with your mother, you probably go like: why don't you name me Zen, or Wen, or even like, the Number J

by ceejay33 July 25, 2011

numberblocks

a British kids series from Cbeebies with one of the worst fanbases imaginable

most people who like it are really big on “respecting opinions” but never do it themselves.

Me: i hate numberblocks
nsc member: OH MY GOD YOU DON’T LIKE NUMBERBLOCKS????!!!!

Me: yeah because i have a brain

by ThanaGD July 29, 2021

nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

by Elitist December 18, 2003

rule number 47

Be brave enough to break your own heart.

Rule number 47 is used in a situations with someone that is not good for you and makes you feel bad about yourself. You waited and tried to tell them but they never listen. There is no way you can keep yourself from this person and you choose to let go even if it hurts. That’s rule number 47

by mindofv March 9, 2023