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nub

NOT pronounced noob, instead pronounced nuhb

1) a short bit of something

2) an annoying person (see cockblock or killjoy

3) a derogatory term for short people

4) and endearing way to tease your friends (see sillybilly)
1) person 1: look at that pencil nub!!!

person 2: yeah! it's like, 5 centimeters long

2) Ugh!! Cathy totally stopped me from hooking up with Steve!!! God, What a nub.

3) She's Such a nub!! She's like 5 ft tall

4) Aaw, you're such a nubbly nub!! Luv Ya!!!
by gabathy December 27, 2010
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the nub

a sort of filler word for "for sure!" or "right on!"

follows words like wicked, sweet, cool, ace, etc.
"that shirt is sweet, man. the nub."
by anonymous January 16, 2004
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nub

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.
Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)
by Chris September 14, 2005
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nub

A small penis after erection. Especially used to describe the penis of fat men and body builders on steroids.
Jimmy is fat, therfore like most fat asses he is endowed with a nub, I'm sure. As for his brother, the body builder, still a nub!
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007
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nub

if you use this word or others like leet hacker n00b and pwn...you get home from school or work if you even bother to shower that day and you get on the computer and play computer games for hours upon hours you also think you sound really awesome when you call people such things as nublets and n00bies...you need to step away from the computer and into the social world. realize that everybody gets pissed off when freaks like you say these things. just stop. this is my advice.
Lots of Love,
Carey
Conrad:hey guys I got 678 that time!

Leroy:you nub! my lowest score is 1311.
by akfjdsfa March 20, 2007
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nubs

used in eastern sydney for testicles, balls.
I have a pain in the nubs.
My nubs are itchy.
by edrock February 24, 2008
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nubs

Two friends, that are extremely close. They are inceperable and act strangly humorous around each other. They usually have a bunch of inside jokes and you wont know what their laughing at. They have a handshake where they hit there elbows "nubs" with the other persons.
"Whoa, look at those nubs! They are like insane."
by Piper!1199 February 13, 2008
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