Bastardly Cold

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind

"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"

by mib2347 December 17, 2011

Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge

My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her

by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015

Cold Blooded

Heart that is on cased in ice. Cold and distant, cruel

He was very cold blooded in hos breakup with his girl

by Damn it again!! June 16, 2019

cold summer

Someone might get killed or hurt really bad. Some type of tragic event can happen at anytime.

Yo dont come out side its gonna be a Cold Summer

by DaddyLove_NJ February 18, 2019

Columbian Cold

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.

Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.

by jakeo May 25, 2006

cold as fuck

adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."

by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012

a cold one

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.

Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.

by One of the boys. June 1, 2017