pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

you’re boiling my noodles

When somebody angers you immensely to the point where you are going to boil over with rage

Use you’re boiling my noodles when talking about someone that you strongly dislike or are really mad at

“I cannot stand her right now, she has really been boiling my noodles recently”

by Faynjel January 4, 2020

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.

Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?

by Schuyler K February 12, 2009

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

Send noodles

When you don’t want to be cringe so you say noodles instead of nudes

Send NOODLES plssss

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

Burmese Noodles

When you put your penis in a woman's butt and your peehole fills with poop. Then you pee out the string of poop in her mouth.

I just gave her the Burmese Noodles, I hope Buddha wasn't watching.

by dogslayer March 8, 2018

Don't go all noodles on me

1. To talk crazy

2. to get all mushy (Mushy as in all sentimental and such.)

Gawd Raimi don't go all noodles on me.

by Necey January 16, 2005