Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

Nonce

Someone who picks up under 16s at bars.

Dan picked up a 15 year old last night, what a nonce.

by Bjf713 October 27, 2017

Nonce

A term usually used by kids in the UK to describe someone as an idiot or a silly person

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

by Pseudo-what? October 10, 2018

Dead Nonce

Dead Nonce is a term of endearment used in various parts of the world to convey a feeling of deep respect. Similar to calling something the shit, calling someone a dead nonce is a way of showing proper respect for a person or individual you deeply admire.

See that bloke over there? He's a bloody dead nonce

Jeff Buckley? That guys a dead nonce!

by james james July 3, 2007

Nonce

A nonce is a random or semi-random number that is generated for a specific use. It is related to cryptographic communication and information technology (IT).

The term stands for "number used once" or "number once" and is commonly referred to as a cryptographic nonce.

by Crypto Man July 3, 2022

harrison is a nonce

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.

Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

by RUST MUTT July 21, 2019