by SmartestManToEverExist August 22, 2021
Get the Noelmug. Noel is that kid in class that plays games on his chromebook and screms when i dies in that random browser game. The Noel has never done homework in 10 years and when his parents force him to do homework he slap them.
Noel is the guy that never seen a girl online outside a pornvideo. Noel is the shortest guy in class and he is shorter than all the girls.
Noel is the guy that never seen a girl online outside a pornvideo. Noel is the shortest guy in class and he is shorter than all the girls.
girl: hey Noel
Noel: yes
Girl: why are you so short. i hate short guys
Noel: starts crying.
Noel: dad is it anyway i can get taller
Noels dad: you must drink milk.
Noel: do we have any milk?
Noels dad: no we don't but i can go away and buy some. but it will take "some time" *dad has left for milk*
Noel: yes
Girl: why are you so short. i hate short guys
Noel: starts crying.
Noel: dad is it anyway i can get taller
Noels dad: you must drink milk.
Noel: do we have any milk?
Noels dad: no we don't but i can go away and buy some. but it will take "some time" *dad has left for milk*
by i have no dad October 5, 2022
Get the Noelmug. noel is a very special person to me, his first name starts with J actually :)))
this boy is the funniest and the most amazing person i’ve ever met :(
this boy is the funniest and the most amazing person i’ve ever met :(
by zziii October 3, 2021
Get the noelmug. mount candili
by semibisexualzezim October 5, 2021
Get the Noel-Bakermug. Smart guy with a big dick.
Girl: Wowwwwwww! Noel has a big cock!
Noel: Nice to meet you, I’m Noel.
Girl: ….I know. I’ve been to your house like 3 times.
Noel: Nice to meet you, I’m Noel.
Girl: ….I know. I’ve been to your house like 3 times.
by Trevlabev April 28, 2022
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