Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

nelphy

A person who lacks sophistication and class. They travel in packs and the leader is always the most sobber but sometimes when they are all fucked up on drugs, they have no pecking order. A nelphy is what you would call someone who pisses you off. If you don't know what a nelphy is you probably are one.

That nelphy stole my bike. I aint goin to no nelphy party, they aren't right.

by Rizz4Shizz420 January 6, 2008

nelson mandela

The first black president of south africa. Was in jail for 27 years thanks to apartheid, was released and won the presidency in the first fully representative democratic elections. He is an inspiration to us all now.

Nelson Mandela was the first black president of south africa

by jesus_is_my_homeboy May 3, 2006

Neshaminy

The people slamming Nesh are idiots or liars. So here's the correct defintion in this paragraph for u to read. I'm a Council Rock North graduate, but have met many Neshaminy kids. Usually I met them at high school parties. People are not tools, freaks, preps bums and pricks. It is a good, blue ribbon high school. Most students think they should call out bullying in the hallways. The football team is looked up to as they have a Clemson like team which won many county titles. @mrslap claimed people kiss their ass, but he spelled clique as click. The teachers are good and the students are not a bunch of spoiled kids even though their families are rich enough to have a BMW. The thing I want to bring forward is u don't judge everyone from a high school just because some kids there are lame. This is the equivalent of judging all US citizens as malevolent cuz u know about Donald Rumsfeld. So that's my definition of the good Neshaminy high school.

The high school Neshaminy is centered in Langhorne, PA. It has kids from Langhorne, Penndel, northwest Levvittown, Hulmeville, Feasterville and Trevose. The people are cool. Most of the people are good people who would help ur elderly grandmom walk down the street. I have respect for the school. Ciao, my friends.

by Fabulous Max August 18, 2017

Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

Nelson's Labium

The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.

Sara exhibited extreme Nelson's labium during her first exam.

by Chungy August 13, 2011

Nelson

The short kid that yells racial slurs at you but isn’t racist. He tells you to off yourself. He also calls things a skill issue when you are unable to do anything.

Person 1:Who is that kid?
Person 2: Oh that’s Nelson, stay back from him
Person 1: Yeah I heard he beat up that kid in a wheelchair and said it was a skill issue that he lost
Person 3: Yeah it’s bad

by smbofidfls October 22, 2022