Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 8, 2010
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The f*kin hottest in da game & all u haters out there can go get f*ked up the arse hole cause I dont give a shit what u say
by BeaT iT August 24, 2003
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similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
by gadä August 20, 2012
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To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.
To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.
Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....
Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado at all
Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado at all
by n jones December 24, 2008
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person 1: "yo nel your tweets are ass"
NellyUziVert: "slap dick n!gga"
person 1: dies from lack of bitches
NellyUziVert: "slap dick n!gga"
person 1: dies from lack of bitches
by maxwithnohoes December 11, 2020
Get the nellyuzivert mug.A girl who will most likely be a homosexual. She has lots of friends, this is because she is mad spicy and loves older women, preferably teachers. She has impeccable eyebrows. She may not play sports but that is okay she puts work in at the gym to have bigger biceps than most football players. She loves her friends very deeply and would murder someone for them. With her iconic low pony look she struts through the hallways and daps everyone up like the God she is.
lauren: who is that girl over their strutting in the low pony?
iva: oh, you don't know that is SMELLY NELLY with her big muscles.
iva: oh, you don't know that is SMELLY NELLY with her big muscles.
by meowkitty6920 April 14, 2020
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