A day to commermorate the greatest and sexiest man alive, your friend, Huzzy. He is a true sex god. He is irresistible and gets all the ladies... and the gentlemen. As soon as he walks into the room, heads turn. He fills the room with his laughter. His simple touch can heal humans, animals and all other kinds of life. This day is best celebrated by grabbing your Huzzy by the ankles and tying in up while he lays inside a red pentagram surrounded by black candles.
National Huzzy Day takes place on the 15th of December; one ofthe most important holiday of the year.
by BeefBoyIsBack November 22, 2020
Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”
by blakelamude December 19, 2018
National murder day is when you can murder people and appreciate murder. Lots of killers like this day. It is may 17th and it is not celebrated that much any more.
by Hellohellohello1212123 January 03, 2021
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by itsjadeluv October 20, 2021
National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up
by The fake Mickey Mouse October 23, 2018
National Twerking Day is on June 11. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
by BootyGrabber69 April 14, 2019