Fail nail

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.

Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!

Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!

Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:

by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

cheese nail

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

by The Maksic November 13, 2006

nail art

the most awesome art form, like ever. small painting so intricate and fun--on tiny little fingernails!!

great artists in instagram and youtube showcase their 'nail art'

source: nail addict,@lilrochhhnails

"her nail art was sick!, better then any other plain old boring manicure"

by lilrochhhnails December 12, 2013

Blue Nails

When a girl has blue nails it means that she is taken

Harry: Look at her! Do you think I can get ger snap?
Tom: Nah bro, she has blue nails she’s taken

by yourgirlfriend6969 August 7, 2022

nail clippers

What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.

Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!

by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

nail job

When some chic uses her finger nails to stroke you cock.

This bitch gave me a nail job and I blew a load so huge i was dry for a week.

by josh_tardo July 16, 2006