nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

feeling nutty

"feeling nutty" means, you are feeling a bit homosexual AKA having sex with the same gender.

Hey boys im "feeling nutty". boys: if your down i am *smirk*

by lol a rust player August 2, 2021

Nutty Elvis

An epic form of s’more that is lovingly made with graham crackers, lightly toasted marshmallows, chocolate, and two layers of crunchy peanut butter.

Gimmie a big bite of that delicious Nutty Elvis!

by vikingdvr August 20, 2021

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 1, 2015

nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack

i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy

by CAB1 May 21, 2009