"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.
Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?
Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?
Denaldo: Yea, sure.
Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?
Denaldo: Yea, sure.
by JohnBeInDaHood December 06, 2020
The buddy of the nutty. The girl you want to have over, she can be ur buddy, and you can give her ur nutty. And quite the boooootay she has ohyes.
When's ur Nutty Buddy coming over?
by bgulakakaka March 05, 2021
Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer
by dittothe1st December 13, 2021
🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021
when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 06, 2006
Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy
guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
by hornydingo March 01, 2015
by CAB1 May 21, 2009