clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016

Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.

Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.

by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021

Maskne

Acne across the lower half of the face from long hours of mask wearing during Covid-19.

My face is covered in maskne blemishes.

by Catwolf May 29, 2020

Maskne

Acne caused by the trump administration due to even further failed prevention of covid. Maskne begins to occur after about a year of wearing masks to prevent the spread of certain airborne viruses. Treatment options for this condition include everyone wear a fucking mask, spray some aquaphor on that shit, stay inside if you still have any savings left over and watch must see movies(google movies you have to see before we all die from the destruction America has caused due to not taking proper precautionary measures during these dark times)

Lady: “ugh this maskne is getting on my nerves”
Gentleman: “I think you still look beautiful”

Lady: “oh shut the fuck up Tom”

by Johnnydebt July 16, 2020

wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015