murked

murdered, killed

snuck up on dat nigga and murked his ass

i murked his ass in COD lastnight.

by dat man tyrone October 15, 2020

Murk

Murk will now stand for jacking someone off according to half a dozen kids online.

Damn Sarah just murked Ronny last night

by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Murk

Murk is used to describe a person that typicaly has intimate relationship with your mother and is 190cm or 6.2 feet tall. He is mostly known for his famous line "jebem ti mater", but is also famous for "picka ti materna", "fuki se", "FAKING", "posilu ti bom mami" and more.

Murk also has a brother that is infact older than he is and does like to fuck your mom as well.

Guy: Murk fucked my mom
Guy 2: Yours too?
Guy 3: They've all been Murked

by Jerryishairy November 12, 2019

Murk

Smile of God.
The most perfect women in the entire universe.

And it was that Murk I saw .. that make me fell for her bad.

by ADMRR143 November 24, 2021

Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016