Murked

1. To be completely and utterly owned and / or killed.

2. To be heinously hideous and ugly.

"I completely murked Tim in COD 5!"

"Did you see that girl Chloe? She is so murked!"

by ilykemudkipz January 25, 2009

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

murked

to be extremely stoned to the point of uncontrollable fits of laughter, chink eyes, and nonsensical thoughts.

Stoner: Yo dude, I was so murked last night, I smoked like 3 grams to my faaaace.

by apexpredator420 May 26, 2012

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

fudge munker

Another word for Fudge Monkey.

Wow, you really are a fudge munker.

by Danielle May 3, 2004

murked

"fucked" or "fucked up"

I murked that sweet ass the other day

What Happened to him? He's murked!

by Big Daddy Dee April 13, 2003