The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the marital coma mug.1. The biggest wuss in the world. He makes up gay jokes and just moved form America to Israel. Hot wheels world racer, Beyblades, Yugioh, Abinav, and Toys r Us are some things Meitav enjoys.
2. An insult. When you call someone a Meitav it means your calling them gay, wussy, and weird.
3. Someone people like Henrick like to impersinate.
2. An insult. When you call someone a Meitav it means your calling them gay, wussy, and weird.
3. Someone people like Henrick like to impersinate.
by Missa Dewees October 27, 2004
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Get the Mital mug.When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.
This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.
*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*
This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.
*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*
"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.
"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.
"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."
"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.
"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."
by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010
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