Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.

The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.

by Joe.G July 16, 2007

Hoots mon

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman

English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

cha- mon!

said bye chris tucker in "Rush Hour 2"

short for charmeleon

cha' mon, lee! cha' mon!

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Abok Mon

little kfc black cunt loves to brush his teeth with kfc drum stick and thinks he’s so hard

abok mon cunt you little kfc drumstick teeth brusher

by Jack Riga May 2, 2019

cha mon

request to the listener for recognition of understanding, similar to the expression "do you know what i mean?"

check da moaney, im one bad invicible teeth kickin' in mutha fucker cha mon,i'm a peeetay pan muther fucker from never land, can i get a hee hee?

by darkstep November 13, 2003

cha mon

A more animated way of proclaiming "c'mon" or "come on."

While playing poker and you need a high card: "I need this. Cha mon ACE!"

by Arde November 8, 2006

Tom Mon

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010