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Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.
John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.
by Danibee December 20, 2005
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Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
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Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.
Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.
Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.
by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011
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Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
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Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
by specialkk47 December 5, 2011
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Mondaycoma

it's monday and you can't and don't want to get up...
mom: honey get up it's Monday!!
you:i can't mom.. i'm in a Mondaycoma!!!!!
by olive. lennnr November 7, 2016
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