Modern cross

The action of compulsively checking that the things you can't leave the house without are in your pockets: usually keys, phone, and wallet.

He executed the modern cross twice before leaving for the weekend just to be sure.

by Kjayeff September 5, 2011

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.

Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.

by jfdfdy November 26, 2011

Miner's Stew

The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.

Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015

moderator

Assholes in a chat room who are on a total egotistical power trip. Like to think they are smarter than you. Generally have health issues of some kind. The admin and her minions work together as an eerie team. They won't hesitate to clique u and treat you like shit. Nasty folks who hate themselves in real life who need to feel like they can control others and issue "warnings". Will be totally inconsistent and call you out for the shit they do, hypocrites. Generally dominant and like to do most of the talking. There will be one mod who is nice, one who doesn't give a shit and just wants to pick up girls, and another who is an attention whore who uses the role solely to get some. The admin will tell the board she's leaving then return all to get some drama going. The most annoying fucking humans you will ever not meet. Should be dipped in gold, then left in a museum. If they don't like you, watch out.

The moderator was a sad sack who in real life had her own mother chained to a radiator in the basement, but in the chat room she was all smiles.

by silverbells7 January 15, 2017

modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.

Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment

by Harrymexican January 16, 2017

Modernized Slavery

Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.

My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.

by anticipator March 11, 2017

Moberly

Small town in the center of misery. Also known as Mobertucky. Simply put one hell of a little town filled to the rim with Springer drama.

"I got my ass whipped in Moberly last night." They gave me a Mobertucky Riverdance.

by Groeber field November 26, 2018