fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006

cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009