a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress
"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
by burkielicious July 20, 2008
Get the misteress mug.A whore that know the rules of being a worthless tramp. SHe knows that the married man she is screwing has zero respect for her, knows he only want/needs her for sex and "dirty" sex, this mistress also knows that the man will never leave his wife for a slut like herself. She knows her place that wife is always first. The mistress also knows that 1 day a week, no phone calls, no texting, no messages IS the only way to go.
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
Man "ya, girl.......your such a good mistress, my wife won't suck my cock after I put it in her ass!"
"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"
"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"
"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
by MikeytheTRUTH December 10, 2009
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I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.
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by Stealthbite August 23, 2011
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by Inhabitant December 17, 2009
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I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
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