mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

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Mistake Maker

The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.

Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.

Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.

(Jesus was born)

Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?

by LeoLucas October 18, 2012

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mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

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A Puppet

Boi you shouldn't be talking you are a mistake the condom broke! Your mom tried to have an abortion at school but you came out.

by MistakeMi April 5, 2018

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Self-righteous

He described him as a mistakeholder but the appropriate word already existed in the word self-righteous ... Society is to blame and a lack of love.

by Insearchoothetruth December 26, 2018

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Go look in the mirror

Son- “what does mistake mean”
Dad-“just go look in the mirror “

by Juice box November 11, 2019

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if you scrolled this far, you.

Friend: why are you searching up mistake?
You: I just wanted to see the definitions
Friend: y'know there's probably a better way to use your time. why don't you talk to your friend's
You: I'm talking to you. you're my friend
Friend: what? no I'm not. I don't even exist. man, you really are a mistake

by theonegirlwiththelonglastname November 16, 2019

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