minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.

I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!

by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018

Mingerdom

The state of being a minger.

Example 1; "That woman is minging, she is in a constant state of mingerdom".

Example 2; "That person is physically attracted to a fence, they should study the correlation between mingerdom and being sexually attracted to inanimate objects"

by SassySquish June 26, 2022

Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.

She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.

by iron woman March 25, 2010

shit minge

Arsehole, chocolate starfish, ring piece

Where is Gibbo?

He's out back fucking the missus up the shit minge

by sailorgaz July 23, 2012

Prune Minge

When that pussy hair minge is all gray and old.

Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Stinge Minge

A girl that won’t let you floss with her pubic hair while your eating her stinky cunt out.

1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.

2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.

by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020

Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.

‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’

by Lady G. August 30, 2021