MILF

1.)Mother I'd Like To Fuck
2.)Moose I'd Like To Forget; aka: The last girl that I fucked

1.)In my opinion, my mom is a MILF
2.)That girl that I shagged while I was drunk is a MILF

by Frankendick May 23, 2005

milf

1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck

1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."

by Befffffers December 08, 2007

milf

This is basically the female version of the male word MILF:which means Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. If a female names someone of the opposite gender a MILF it then means: Man I'd Like (to) Fuck.

I mean DAMN!!!!! Pllllleeeeaaaassssseeee tell me you saw that fine ass milf just walk out that door!!!

by LoVeLyReD November 10, 2009

MILF

A mother I'd like to F***

Did you see Gary's Mom?
Yeah, She's a MILF!

by X-Loveless_Demon-X November 28, 2008

milf

MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites

"Yo, check that MILF out over there!

by adam_uk May 12, 2005

milf

a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.

"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"

by BAM311 June 25, 2006

milf

My mum

My milf of a mother moans like a whore when she gets fucked by my dad everynight.

by -1-4-2-3 October 13, 2009