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Have you ever made some kind of debatable remark, but then someone claims you're being too pessimistic? Worse yet, someone else might think that you're being too optimistic, and then a third guy rambles on about how you're "too much of a darned realist, and you should always look on the bright side of things".
Well, the word "middleistic" can be used to describe those statements where the intent is neither optimistic, nor pessimistic, and neither realistic. It's a potent mixture of those three traits, often blending accuracy and delusion together. In short, a middleistic sentence (or feeling) is neither right, definitely not wrong, but not really that practical, either.
Well, the word "middleistic" can be used to describe those statements where the intent is neither optimistic, nor pessimistic, and neither realistic. It's a potent mixture of those three traits, often blending accuracy and delusion together. In short, a middleistic sentence (or feeling) is neither right, definitely not wrong, but not really that practical, either.
Well, I think you're being middleistic about next year's election. Placing your bets on the NDP party to win the majority could happen, but the Conservatives stand a much better chance!
by linuxman1000 December 28, 2023
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by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experienced the one of a kind pleasure of the Middleton Fingers and I can now no longer be satisfied by anything less!”
Me: “I’ve experienced the one of a kind pleasure of the Middleton Fingers and I can now no longer be satisfied by anything less!”
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