Mirotholgy

1. The unapologetic appreciation and admiration of thighs, particularly curvy and shapely ones. It worships the beauty and allure of thighs as symbols of attractiveness and strength, free from pretense.

A Mirothologist is someone who worships Mirotholgy

by PoyoDeFroyo September 28, 2024

microphobe

Someone who is aversed to or dislikes individuals who are attracted to microphones.

"i hate microphone lovers"
"dude that's hella microphobic. don't be a microphobe."

by medjed February 18, 2025

Microtone

A microtone is a note that isn't present in our 12 equal temperament system. Artists like Jacob Collier use these in their music. Fun fact: There are an infinite number of microtones!

My favorite artist wrote a song with a microtone in it.

by ZacLovesCats April 12, 2025

Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.

Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself

by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015