Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.

"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.

by Cricketb February 5, 2010

Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.

The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.

by The Wing Man December 25, 2018

Foward Text Message

Text messages that your friends send to you saying that if you dont fwd this txt you will be single, ugly or cursed forever. Basically a waste of txt messages and of space

Foward Text Message :If you dont not foward this txt you be cursed for the rest of your life!!

by Pompom138 May 31, 2009

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

mehsauce

A word that describes the feeling of apathy derived from 'meh' having the same meaning.

"Did you like that new Transformers movie??"

"Mehsauce. It was okay..."

by nectorine May 29, 2008

mersaides

Beautiful, amazing singer, helps others when needed, very kind hearted and cares about people more than herself. Loves animals. She's perfect and amazing and no one is better than her

Mersaides is perfect

by Lexie48 January 17, 2017

Matsa

She is a girl who would always make you smile. She might seem shy at first when you just got around her, but as you get closer to her, she is really funny and nice. She cares about everyone and is also very cute. Her dressing style is really unique yet beautiful. She is a very great girlfriend to have. She is very loyal and would do the best she can just for you. She prepares surprises and always sticks around you.

"Look at Matsa over there with her friends!" she said. "Yeah, I know, I always wanted to be her best friend," Tay said.

by lol_trustme February 16, 2019