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methological time

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.
I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.
by mostdiggity January 8, 2015
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Method Trolling

A technique of trolling in which a troll aspires to complete emotional identification with a part, based on the system evolved by Stanislavsky and brought into prominence in the US in the early 2000's. Method trolling was developed in online environments such as YouTube, 4chan, reddit and earlier websites such as Newgrounds and Funnyjunk. Though the terminology itself was first coined in a set of steam messages on September 18, 2020 by online user Hobo (vista california).
"just make yourself really believe that I'm moving in next week even though i'm not and act how you would if i really was. method trolling"
by WeepingMushroom September 18, 2020
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scribble method

The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.
Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method
by Ap World February 14, 2012
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Monoscientific method

: to do research utilizing only the first five steps of the scientific method without ever accomplishing the sixth step of reporting the results.
see: scientific method

John Doe is using the Monoscientific method to do research toward a cure for cancer without sharing the results with anyone so that he can cure himself.
by Bthizzel August 29, 2012
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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!
Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!
by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016
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rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!
Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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