Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.

Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 13, 2022

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue

Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!

by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 09, 2022

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad May 17, 2018

where is Messi

Where exactly is Messi??

Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?

by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022