merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

by ibewcountry July 1, 2011

merpleberry

a special women who posseses merp-like qualities .

Holy merpleberyy batman!

by Sully December 28, 2004

Merpadoodle

A person who can continuously annoy anyone by asking stupid questions and/or doing stupid things. They think they know it all and they can sometimes be funny. Usually have blonde hair or red hair.

Bob is such a merpadoodle. He just tried to do a backflip off the trash can, it tipped over and he fell and hit his head.

by Insanitydreamer September 14, 2014

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

Merpism

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"

Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........

by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018