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Melissa

Melissa is an interesting person. she is an extreme introvert (so scared she can't even ask for ketchup packets at a restaurant) she is so shy in public and around people she doesn't know. she has trouble making friends so her best friend is her sister. when she is around people she likes she is a complete crackhead. she has the best personality ever and doesn't know it. she does not care about what other people say about her style because its her own.
Me: melissa can you go get me some ketchup packets

Melissa: ......no
by NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO December 5, 2022
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Melissa Midwest

An uber hot Internet porn star, web developer, model from Lincoln, NE. She got really famous after being arrested on frivolous charges by the police in her home town based on photos she took. She has made three DVDs, and posed for mags like Hustler, Playboy, FHM and Perfect 10. She has worked with many other stars, but most often works with Adrienne Manning, (aka Sweet Adri, Hot Adri) and Jacqueline McKee (aka Foxy Jackie). She also makes personal DVDs for anyone who would like one where she does a 3-minute strip tease while talking to you. She makes appearances in and around Lincoln, NE and does private parties.
Melissa Midwest is so hot, I had a wet dream last night after I visited her site.
by Jon-E Cage March 5, 2009
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melissa cooper

The most amazing woman in the world, she married Jeff Cooper and gave birth to Alice Cooper.
Guy 1: Yo dude, it's Melissa Cooper.
Guy 2: yea, she's amazing.
by Jethrobodine September 20, 2013
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Melissa

Melissa is a kind, funny and caring person. She wants the best for people and she's extremely modest , up till the point where it's almost annoying. She keeps her emotions to herself and forgets she has people around her who care sometimes. She will be there for you through the best and the worse times. She's very loyal and always willing to put up with annoying people , when others wont. Pushing yourself away from her will hurt her , so don't as much as you think that it will benefit her , because it won't. You are really lucky to have Melissa so never forget about her. Some Mellisa's like to spend alot of time in their gardens or baths . yes it is weird but they are there for you always and they are great friends and people when you get to know them, thats my exp at least. She puts herself before others when she knows she shouldn't but wants to :)
I see you need dating advice , you should go to Melissa.

Melissa is funny
by NEBUR2019 October 22, 2019
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Melissaa

Hottest girl in the town.
A very beautiful person inside and out. Mostly out.

Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one! For free.

Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!

High morals. She sets her own ground.
Guy1: Geez, is that Emma Watson?
Guy2: Nope
Guy1: Megan Fox
Guy2: You think she stands a chance?
Guy1: Who is she then?
Guy2: Melissaa
Guy1: She is way prettier than Emma Watson, Megan Fox, Melissa etc.
by PandaLikePWN December 24, 2010
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Melissa Drunk

That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!
by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015
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Melissa Sheehan

Amazing

Gorgeous
Hot
Sexy
Intelligent

Everything you want
The best
That Melissa Sheehan; She blows my mind. I want her.
by your worst nightmare(; February 5, 2010
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