MAGAtard

1. A person who blindly follows the spray tanned Authoritarian 45th President (also known as Dotard) by blatantly ignoring facts, medical experts, and reality in some cases.
2. A person who has been propagandized by Fox News beyond no return and will risk their own well being to prove they are wrong.

Do you remember During the Coronapocalypse of 2020 when all those MAGAtards protested their FrEeDuMbS and caught the plague ?

by Feelzwrecker April 21, 2020

Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

by CheckMate October 1, 2012

meat minimalist

Someone who eats a minimal amount of meat in their diet. Though not vegetarian, a meat minimalist will live on a mostly plant-based diet that is augmented by small amounts of meat. A meat minimalist doesn't restrict eating a specific kind of meat but will eat small amounts of a variety of animals. The goals of a meat minimalist are to reduce the detrimental effects of mass production of meat products on the environment, economy and human/animal health. In addition, meat minimalism helps support small, organic/all natural and sustainable farming practices.

I tried to be a vegetarian but I love many meat dishes; I'm now a meat minimalist and only eat meat once or twice a week. I always try and eat only meat from organic or naturally raised animals.

by meat minimalist November 14, 2011

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

Megatroned

Going in dry and hard with no warning.

He megatroned me so hard I prolapsed.

by dave jibberjabber April 23, 2014

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

by Deke Asscue March 29, 2009

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009