freedumbs

When someone (most often Caucasian male of Southern upbringing) insists on doing something dumb that could cause harm to himself or to others siting his reasoning for doing so has protecting his freedumbs. This could also include deliberately NOT following an advice or order from the government that would otherwise protect them from harm because they think it obstructs their freedumbs.

1.The man was arguing with the flight attendant about his refusal to wear a mask on the flight because it restricted his freedumbs to breathe air. 2. The woman was surprised when her kids were not admitted to school because she was exercising her freedumbs not to vaccinate them.

by powertothesheeple September 28, 2020

freedomboo

A US-obsessed person, similar to a weeaboo.

Felipe is such a freedomboo. Did you see his American flag phone case? omg

by beeezyyy March 6, 2017

muh freedoms

A term used by Americans when they feel angry, confused, and many other examples of emotions

Iraqi: bush, why can't you just buy my oil, not kill me?

George bush: muh freedoms

by Luke Johns November 14, 2016

Freedumb

A watered down version of freedom spouted by psudeo patriots in American who claim to love freedom, justice and constitutional rights for all but are in fact only in favor for a select few having them. Freedom supporters hide their agenda by wrapping it up in a false sense of patriotism to cover up their lack of willingness to share it with everyone in the country. Usually cutting off others right to freedom when it prevents a privileged group from having their way with a particular politcal/social/Religious issue they want to have dictated in their personal favor.

Freedom is for the everyone, while Freedumb is for the few...

by Libertatis April 28, 2014

Operation Iraqi Freedumb

Tard Ferguson spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Iraqi Freedumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

freedumb

That the dumb should remain free. A corrupted view of freedom based in mass ignorance of what real freedom requires.

The distorted view of the majority population in the United States, who believe that it is not necessary to be intelligent and informed in order to remain free. The concept that unchecked politicians and Multi-National Corporations and NGO's will protect individual civil liberties and not impose various forms of slavery on their subjects. Not knowing the difference between freedom, and fascism is a common trait of lovers of freedumb.

by Jeremy Glasser February 2, 2007

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 18, 2013