bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

fat mccracken

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.

Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)

by Amy March 14, 2005

McGray

To think one self is clever. To be the only one who laughs at their own jokes; usually directed at Italians, because they don't want to admit their own heritage is itself laughable.

Italian: Hey, why do you always say the same stupid Italian jokes over and over again? Joker: I'm a McGray!
Italian: Oh, sorry to hear that, I think it's nice they let people like you contribute to the community.

by All Italians, and Sicilians. October 27, 2008

Gus McCracken

A wanna be skater kid with no talent what so-ever, see poseur

Gus McCracken sucks at skating.

by Jimbob Mccoy October 13, 2004

Bert McCracken

One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.

There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.

Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111

Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.

by SLJ July 28, 2008