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Mayzon

Absolutely fabulous, amazing. Usually referring to fashion or beauty.
Did you see Adriana Lima in the new catalog? That bathing suit was mayzon.
by Dungeoness October 23, 2011
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mayonnaise muncher

1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.

2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!

You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
by Radio Rental December 7, 2013
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Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it
"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"
by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017
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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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Mayonnaids

When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.

A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.

Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.
"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.
by friggsy August 20, 2019
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Maysonrayparker

Being a maysonrayparker is a person who keeps asking who else high asf right now ? on Instagram comments
Yo bro i just posted a pic on insta u better not maysonrayparker it
by Mr.beast123 June 10, 2020
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Mayson Ray Parker

The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.
Your mom is being such a Mayson Ray parker today. She won't shut up
by ERiks mothers owner April 16, 2020
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