matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.

I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...

by choiceboards March 15, 2018

Mature

Something most world leaders are not

That president was not mature enough to run America.

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019

Masud

Tall handsame the realist nigga alive
All the girls want hes a legend

If you have a friend named Masud your
Blessed

Girl whose that
Girl2 it's Masud

by Ckklpvfyikcdyiocygi March 6, 2020

Matúš

Matúš absolutely adores to smoke weed, he's also a big nerd that plays chess. Matúš is particularly known for using cheesy pick up lines that keep constantly failing and being tall ass giraffe.

Person A: Your being too Matúš. Get your shit together!!

Person B: Sorry. Today is not my day..

by big brain boi 8 November 25, 2021

Less Mature One, The

One who has no sense of direction and generally behaves in the same manner as wallet money draning agent, attached generally (always) to Hinder.

Anyone seen Less Mature One, The

Not since I paid for his petrol.

by Chris Hinde May 15, 2005

Matusow Melt-down

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.

I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008