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mouthsturbate

When a man puts his penis part way into a woman's mouth yet continues to pleasure himself manually till he shoots manchowder down her throat.
Kelly had to mouthsturbate her boss to get a promotion.
by WhiteRussian3 October 11, 2011
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matturbate

To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.
"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.
by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013
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Meatsturbate

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.
Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.
by Mathcat May 16, 2014
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mathterbate

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.
"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016
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Majesturbate

The act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.
1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.
by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017
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Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.
After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.
by A-Lure September 13, 2017
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madsturbate

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate
by bapien October 5, 2020
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