When a man puts his penis part way into a woman's mouth yet continues to pleasure himself manually till he shoots manchowder down her throat.
by WhiteRussian3 October 11, 2011
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"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.
by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013
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by Mathcat May 16, 2014
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All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016
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2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.
by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017
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After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.
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