martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

Martin-Baker Fan Club

A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.

The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

paul martin

The so called "Prime minister of canada", aka The lying, cheating, vote buying JERKOFF who runs a corrupt dictatorship and controls public opinion through his massivle ybloated government beauracracy. Claims to be the defender of Canadian Health care and yet cut 40 billion dollars from it when he was finance minister. Claims to know nothing about the sponsorship scandal and yet was finance minister at the time. Is he incompetent or just a liar? The hero of whiny assed liberals everywhere who are completely happy with the fact that the liberals are ruining canada with their corrupt, arrogant and irresponsible 'governance'.

Paul Martin is a Lying Dickweed.

by Not A Liberal July 25, 2008

martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Martin

Someone who enjoys eating that booty like groceries.

My boyfriend was a total Martin last night.

by Peelikethee February 27, 2017

Martin

An awesome one he is. Cares for everyone he does. Loved by all. And disliked by none. Get yourself a Martin. But not my Martin

Name:Martin / equivalent to a GOD

by Dwayne The 'Glock' Johnson June 6, 2020