Mandela Effect

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.

Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.

by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017

Nelson Mandela

A nickname given to MDMA.

In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.

'Alright mate, wanna buy any Charly?'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'

by C4Jnr August 5, 2017

Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

by Jeff February 15, 2005

mandemic

1. referring to a general state of machismo affecting persons over a vast geographical area.

2. a highly contagious state of brodaciousness, or brovado, raising levels of brogesterone to dangerous levels.

What began as a modest brodown soon escalated into a full-fledged mandemic as hordes of the broletariat, as well as the brogeousie, converged on the streets, almost as if the brozone layer itself were replete with brogesterone and raining it down upon bros en masse.

by Alpha Cat November 1, 2010

Mandela

A word that exemplify someone who conquers hatred and hardship metered on them in a somewhat legitimate way by virtue of their insistence to fight for a just cause. Someone who overcomes the hatred and rises up to become a leader of a sect of people, living and touting forgiveness and togetherness and able to bring partys of discord to accept each other. Such a person stands out of the shadow of hatred, is able to forgive and love back and essentially becomes an icon loved by many. He can be termed as a political savior in some ways or a peaceful jihadist.

You are a mandela.
Are'nt there any more mandelas to show us the way to do this?
You have lived a mandela life.
Can you mandela yourself?

by eaojnr December 10, 2013

rick mandel

Someone who believes that they are much cooler then they actually are. One who believes that wherever they are is the coolest place to be. A person who believes they are best freinds or "boys" with everyone.

Hey man this party i went to that you missed was the coolest party ever...

Stop acting like Rick Mandel

by geet boy November 3, 2008

Flopping-Mandem

A collection or organised beings who stipulate a flop or flopulation. This Mandem concordly flop and reach a settlement of further flopulations at other attempts.

A: Hey mandem shall we go to the theme park?
B: Dun kno
C: I dont know either D: cbb E:maybe
F:This is a FLOP we are the flopping-mandem

by Rachenzskie October 19, 2009