Noun: (Not to be confused with a banal “
Mandy”…among other things, two consecutive e’s are always better than
one lonely y.)
The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “
Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’
boss chica around.
If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a
nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.
Tourist #1: “Wow!, is that a manatee?”
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too
beautiful to be a fat
ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’
mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente
~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban
dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~