Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

Machine

Someone who tirelessly completes a task without stopping. They just get the job done. Usually used in sports. Similar to a beast or tank.

Man, that dude just ran in a straight line through the defence and scored without stopping. What a machine.

by Skilluminati May 31, 2016

Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage

A term used to describe a male who has made the transition to a female without losing the distinct features of a man, (Penis,Facial Hair Deep Voice, etc.), It is used when this person get especially angry and is in a rage and ready to kill the nearest no good nigga.

Run bitch it's Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage and someone called them sir.

by ISONIGG January 16, 2019

porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008

ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Fear machine

A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.

Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!

Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.

by MacKeown! June 15, 2011

Reverse bubble machine

Where you and hot chick are slaming ass ckeeks together and the chick has runny shit. You then proceed to fart into the runny shit creating shit bubbles. (Works with all genders!!!)

Person 1: I shouldn't have ate taco bell I have go take a runny shit
Person 2: Wait! I have an idea

Person 1: what is it hurry up
Person 2: lets do a reverse bubble machine

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020