macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Macaroni Muncher

Definitely someone who doesn't know when to shut up.

Their breath smells like Macaroni and cheese and it absolutely disgusts people. Don't go near a Macaroni Muncher or you might face critical pain.

Gossip girls are Macaroni Muncher's

by Macaroni Muncher January 21, 2022

Macaroni

The act of lubricating one's elbow and using it to jerk someone off.

She may be a freak, but has she ever macaroni'd you?

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

macaroni mcfanny

a little bitch who overuses the word bubba

person 1: do you like macaroni mcfanny?
person 2: no.

by earnibble August 27, 2021

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019