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verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
monkey by thababcock March 12, 2009
A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.
That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.
monkey by Anonymous May 9, 2003
gotta get these monkies off my back
monkey by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
to like something a lot, go crazy for it
Everyone was monkey for my new outfit.
My dogs go monkey when I offer them dog bones.
monkey by mojukuro May 5, 2005
1. (noun)friend
2. (noun)red orangutan BADUNKADUNK!
monkey by huh. September 18, 2008
Monkey... go and get that pc sorted!
Monkey by Anonymous April 24, 2003