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Awesome people. Just awesome. They are awesome friends and get married to each other because they are mormon and they can! They are also pretty scene. But that's just what people tell them.
Darren and kates are so Mormon!
I wish I were Mormon, I want to be cool like Daren and Kates!
by apfoenaf December 28, 2005
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Also known as: Happiness;Family;Eternal Love, exc.

If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:

"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
Joseph Smith (A Mormon Convert and founder), myself (Born a Mormon)....and maybe even you.
by MrsMandi December 17, 2006
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People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.
Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called.
Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does
by An Irregular Person August 2, 2006
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Founders of Salt Lake City, pioneers, The kindest people ever, Founders of BYU, The College of relationships.
I went to watch the Mormon Tabernacle Choir preform yesterday
by Junemoon2024 November 30, 2017
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A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.
Mormons are the worst. They keep coming to my house trying to make me be a member of their cult.
by Mormons can die May 20, 2019
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A religion founded and re-estalished by the prophet Joseph Smith. He was given the gold plates which he translated through the power of God. This is now what they call the Book of Mormon. They do not worship him. They honor him. They worship God the Eternal Father and his only begotten son, Jesus Christ. They follow the word of wisdom to keep themselves clean. The word of wisdom states that they should stay away from hot drinks, and to sum it up not to take of anything that will be addicting to their bodies.
Mormons no longer practice polygamy. At one time it was commanded to do so to be able to make a way for all elligable women to make it to the celestial kingdom through a temple marriage. (there wasn't enough guys)
Not all mormons live in utah. Actually there's a great percentage of mormons living in brazil. Also i do believe that California has a higher population of mormons than Utah. Utah is simply the refuge that Mormon's founded when they were pushed out of the U.S. due the mobs and persecution. They weren't seeking religious freedom. They were escaping religious persecution.
Mormons are cool. Although people shouldn't judge the religion based on the people. True most mormons do follow the things they're supposed to, but some don't. They're human just like the rest of us and do make mistakes. The Mormon doctrine is true though. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and goes hand in hand with the Bible. Without both, they wouldn't be able to know the knowledge they need to about God and his teachings.
Hi, i'm a Mormon. We don't keep secrets. You just dont want to hear the whole truth.
by molly mormon June 2, 2007
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An amazing nick name giving so someone who fits the stereotype of the Mormon religion.

A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to.

They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted.

They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject.

Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them!
I love you Mormon.
by SammasaurusRex February 3, 2010
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